-- She's a staple in men's magazines and was named FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World for 2008. But Megan Fox says she doesn't know how to deal with the attention.
"If you know how to take control of (being a sex symbol), then it can be powerful," the actress, 22, tells Esquire in its June issue. "But I have no idea how to handle it yet, how to deal with it."
Still, the "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" star, who graces the magazine's cover flashing a black garter belt, says she has a plan — and knows exactly what she's not going to do.
"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against," she says, "but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault.
"I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores," she adds. "It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on."
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There are so many of us who can relate to this, so many of us women, spelled W-O-M-A-N, and if you are one who relates, then you know who you are...I can understand why Megan Fox is such a popular figure. I'm eagerly awaiting her write-up in next month's Ms, and the bio they will surely do of her in Discover. Not to mention The Economist.
Her sensitivity to the developmentally challenged is second to none, and that is admirable.
Which of us hasn't hated it when we feel we are forced to used big words around people to express ourselves? I know I am.
Listen, the sexuality oozing...? It's a problem. Spilling out all over, hindering people trying to get a good look at her cerebellum...We can relate, Megan. We feel your automatic sexiness. Use the handicapped ramp if it'll help. Anything to make it a little easier for you to get through the days. The long sexy intellectual out-of-control garter belted days.
That's why Megan Fox is my Friday Feckwit.
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