Bad grammar
Swine Flu (Say it like Inspector Clouseau!)
Death
Brown recluse spiders
Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome
Being haunted by my grandmother
Being challenged to a duel by Andrew Jackson
and all that that entails
They will cancel Breaking Bad
Alzheimer's
Being misunderstood
Losing the loves in my life
Getting so fat
not P H A T... F F F A T T T
(with apologies to Z. Galifianakis)
Getting so thin
Hunger
Having to live on the street as everyone abandons me for being so obnoxious
and I have no way to make money because...I have no way to make money
Having someone move into my cardboard box when I am out getting food scraps
Zombies
Fundamentalist Christians
(sorry for the double post there)
Stroke
Parkinson's Disease
Waking up with some one's face right up to mine
(doubly so if it is Gage from Pet Sematary)
Meeting people
Talking to strangers on the phone
Hospitals
Global warming
My sugar intake
Not exercising enough
Exercising too much
Bruce Willis
(really just afraid of going to prison after I smack that insufferable grin off his bald headed face)
Going to prison
Having a human -like duck about the height of my knees waddle swiftly down the hall of my house
Being ignored on Twitter
Not blogging every f%$@*ing day in April
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
ReplyDeleteFor me it is being neighbors with Angus Scrim from those Phantasm movies. Is it a dream, " NO, IT'S NOT!"
ReplyDeleteA cardboard house like Antwon's from Living Color.
Bruce Willis should not be worth your time, he has definitely jumped the shark, as my friend would say....
I am afraid of thinking to much as in circular thoughts and reasoning....
So, there you go.