Tax Day

Death and taxes. The Man once said, I don't have to do anything in my life but die, be white and pay taxes. Woody Allen once said he believed in "Sex and death. Two things that come along once in life. But at least after death you're not nauseous." George Harrison wrote about the Tax Man.

Audit. The word sends a cold chill down the spine.

I knew someone who always filed for an extension. She never sent her taxes in on time.

It's a procrastinator's nightmare.

Or would that be a procrastinator's dream, because it's such a good thing to procrastinate about?

Our taxes are done and sent in this year.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. ~Laurence J. Peter

I am glad I am an American. I just don't like all the math.